WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?


Okay, that's enough "Happy New Year" for you lot. It's time to go back to the suffering and boy you are going to suffer a-plenty if you are mad enough to press play on this one. I mean, look at the sleeve and the title! If that isn't warning enough then you are obviously the sort of person who climbs over metal fences covered in signs proclaiming "DANGER Risk Of Death" and you deserve any misfortune that should subsequently befall you.

However, those of you who have been really badly behaved this Christmas may wish to risk it as I'm giving away 1000 days off purgatory to anybody who gets through it.

And I must admit, Robert has a point.  Any country that allows utter crap like this to be released without calling for the death penalty for its perpetrators is surely a land of true freedom.