TOP ENCHILADA TURNS UP ON FLATBREAD

Rene Cantu, of San Antonio, has spotted Jesus in his tortilla.

He claims, “I’ve been having a lot of bad stuff happen to me. Ever since this happened it’s been good luck to me. Every time I take it to the store I get a Lotto and I win!”


Well, that's proof enough for me. Although, to be honest, I'm having trouble seeing the likeness to any of the known images of Jesus. To me it looks like one of the elder chimpanzees from "Planet of the Apes."