OH, OOBEE DOO, I WANNA BE LIKE YOU

I wanna walk like you.
Talk like you, too.
You'll see it's true.

From THE LONDON EVENING STANDARD:

Atheists are to establish a London “church” — believed to be the first in Britain. Two stand-up comedians want to form a congregation of non-believers in a former church and even plan to hold weddings and funerals. Sunday Assembly will meet at 11am on the first Sunday of every month, starting on January 6, the Feast of the Epiphany, at The Nave in Islington.

Why the feck don't they just join the Unitarians?
Oh, I know. They wouldn't necessarily be in charge and up on stage themselves if they did that.