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From THE SPOKESMAN REVIEW:

A woman convicted in federal court of making millions by selling bogus online diplomas and college degrees is now working as an online psychic, promising to bring “amazingly accurate” answers to everything from career choices to marriage. Dixie E. Randock, of Mead, was released in April 2011 after serving three years in federal prison. But she is now advertising herself as “Blondey the Indigo Shaman,” who has the power to bring back ex-lovers or help customers lose weight.

“I will meditate on your FINANCIAL success for 30 Continuous Minutes for $5,” according to Blondey’s advertisement on fiverr.com.