Might be Wrong
A LITTLE OLDER, A LITTLE MORE CONFUSED
MadDad's Corny Crimble Crackers:
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
Two Indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both ended up in hospital. One's in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka!