Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. This one is almost impossible to get through. Most of you will be driven to picking up your computer and throwing it against the nearest wall just to stop the pain.

But, if you do somehow manage to get all the way through it I will be sending a massive 2000 days off purgatory to the medical facility, where you will no doubt be staying for the foreseeable future, with strict instructions to the nice doctor who will be looking after you to give them to you just as soon as you are feeling better.