THE DELUSIONS START NOW

From THE TELEGRAPH:

The Archbishop of Canterbury last night defended his 10 years in office, insisting that despite splits in the Church over sexuality and women bishops it was a better place than when he found it.

This had me well confused for a while. How could the Grand Tufti possibly believe that the Church is better now than it was ten years ago? Then it struck me. He's referring to the fact that the Bishop of Newcastle managed to give me the sack and in such a way that I would never work again. So he does have something to feel happy about. It might even take his mind off the knife in back of friend incident.