AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

From THE BBC:

Pope Benedict's ex-butler, on trial inside the Vatican, has complained of mistreatment after his arrest on charges of stealing documents from the pontiff's private apartment. Paolo Gabriele said his cell was so small he could not extend his arms, and the light was kept on permanently. The judges have ordered an inquiry into his allegations.

Poor bloke. I bet he was really surprised when the Vatican police started mistreating him. I mean...

altogether now...

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!